As you may recall, The Basset and The Bagle (Beagle/Basset) were joined in matrimony last summer. Agnies of Pississi was the blushing bride, radiant in her Italian lace veil, adorned with freshwater, dollar-store pearls and eau d'bone Parfum. Bob Barker, the studly groom (although he is a full 2" shorter and wider than the bride) showed his eagerness to 'tie the knot' so to speak with an enthusiastic howl and waddle wearing the latest Barka Bow Tie to match the formality of the affair.
Although the honeymoon was short-lived, the couple did seem to be headed for the usual and customary tolerance of married life in the Midwest. In recent days, however, Mrs. Barker has become increasingly intolerant of her husband's constant growling at Queen Lily, referring to him as 'a Walrus Beast!' As is usually the case, Bob is oblivious to his wife's mounting annoyances. "He never listens," she said. "He just barks that irritating Basset bark when I try to talk and he never shares his toys or food anymore!"
Alas, things seem headed for Doggy Divorce...butt-to-butt...as it were...
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