Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Well, Merry Christmas darlings!  As you can see, I've been terribly busy putting out the velvet bedspreads, decorating the trees, hanging the lights and doing my best to live up to my queenly lifestyle.  I took the humans by such surprise when I posed ON THE BED that the camera was immediately retrieved and photos taken before being ordered OFF THE BED never to be ON THE BED again...blah blah blah.  I do look beautiful, don't I?


Well, some great news--I officially weigh 89.2 lbs having gained 11 lbs in the past several months.  My hair is gorgeous, shiny and no longer leaving mountains of weave-able hair in every corner.  My Mom has turned mealtime into a connoisseur's dream with sardines, freshly ground turkey, bison bits and a dollop of yogurt.  She does, however, burn a lot of holiday candles when I'm eating but it only adds to my festive atmosphere during this lovely season.  I just seem to have an enormous amount of energy which leads me to chasing cats and dragging the short dogs around by collars, necks or other body parts for entertainment.


Well, that's all for today--I heard I might be getting a sister when the weather warms up.  I hope she doesn't have long ears and short legs--one can only tolerate so many basset-type canines in one family.  Hmmm...sleigh bells, elves, squirrels and slow cats...